#unconditional-love

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."