#unconditional-love

"If you don't love yourself, you won't be happy with yourself. If you can't love yourself, you can't love anyone else. You can't give the love you do not have. You can't make anyone love you without loving yourself first."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."