#unconditional-love

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."