#unconditional-love

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"To love everyone unconditionally does not mean to give everyone your unconditional time. Sometimes, to love completely, we must never see someone again. This, too, is love. This is giving someone the freedom to exist and be happy, even if it must be without you."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."