#usa

"I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues."

"I had a dream about you. You were storing my brain in a pickle jar in the fridge, and I only discovered it when I went to garnish my hamburger. Mindless and hungry, I was a US politician’s ideal voter."

"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country."

"Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat."

"Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of production and trade..."