#wisdom

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Wisdom comes from education and experience—not from age."

"We tend to live up to our expectations."

"He is beginning to master wisdom when he tries to learn how not to try."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Die Einsicht eines Menschen verleiht ihre Flügel keinem anderen."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"I remember growing up, saying you’re an artist it sounds pretentious but now it’s one of the only dignified things that you can call yourself."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Everything that looks too perfect is too perfect to be perfect."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Old men tend to forget what thought was like in their youth; they forget the quickness of the mental jump, the daring of the youthful intuition, the agility of the fresh insight. They become accustomed to the more plodding varieties of reason, and because this is more than made up by the accumulation of experience, old men think themselves wiser than the young."

"Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish."

"The intelligent have plans; the wise have principles."

"Can you look without the voice in your head commenting, drawing conclusions, comparing, or trying to figure something out?"