#wisdom

"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough."

"A sign of a lover of wisdom is his delight in not running his mouth about things he doesn't know."

"After every storm, there is a rainbow. If you have eyes, you will find it. If you have wisdom, you will create it. If you have love for yourself and others, you won’t need it."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"To assess the quality of thoughts of people, don't listen to their words, but watch their actions."

"For Reason, ruling alone, is a force confining; and Passion, unattended,is a flame that burns to its own destruction."

"Where there is anger there is always pain underneath."

"The revolution is not an apple that falls when ripe. You have to make it fall."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"One way to define wisdom is the ability to see, into the future, the consequences of your choices in the present. That ability can give you a completely different perspective on what the future might look like."

"Everybody’s gotta learn, nobody’s born knowing."

"We're on the same boat but in different cabin"

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"I would rather carry around a plastic bag with five thousand Euro inside, than carry around a Louis Vuitton/Gucci/Prada bag with only one hundred Euro inside!"

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?"