Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and his left hand is probably cold."

"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."

"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."

"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."