I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."

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