"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."
"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."