"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."
"Love is like a river flowing through your heart. I’ll bring the boat, if you bring the bridge."
"Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."
"Love is a bronze statue sinking in quicksand. But if I hand you a lasso, will you try to save the statue—or use the lasso to hang yourself? If you need me, I’ll be here to kick the chair out from under your feet."