"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!"the man yelled. "Really?"said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?"
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Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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Quotes by Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
"I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?"
"Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!"
"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."
"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."