I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you... - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."

"No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!"the man yelled. "Really?"said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?""What?""Oh, you'd like something simpler?"

"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."

"Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!"