No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!"the man... - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."

"We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything."

"I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?"

"Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!"