"I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that."
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"The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time."
"Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again."
"There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why."
"To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music?"
"Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free."
"Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it."
"The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die."
"All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
"That’s the duty of the old, to be anxious on behalf of the young. And the duty of the young is to scorn the anxiety of the old."
"The masculine energy was about survival. The male was the hunter who risked his life and had to be in the fight-flight mode."
"You know you are truly alive when you’re living among lions."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"Here's how I've lived my life: I've never been late to a set. I make films I believe in. I feel privileged to be able to do what I love."
"Waking At NightThe blue river is grey at morningand evening. There is twilightat dawn and dusk. I lie in the darkwondering if this quiet in me nowis a beginning or an end."
"I've never been a big nightlife person. I have a pretty low-key life."
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
"Don't be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people's thinking."
"If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you."
"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."