Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger."
"The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I was thirsty for was her love."
"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."
"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."