mind

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. In their gray visions they obtain glimpses of eternity, and thrill, in waking, to find that they have been upon the verge of the great secret. In snatches, they learn something of the wisdom which is of good, and more of the mere knowledge which is of evil."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"To know a man's library is, in some measure, to know a man's mind."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"You're wrong. The mind is not like raindrops. It does not fall from the skies, it does not lose itself among other things. If you believe in me at all, then believe this: I promise you I will find it. Everything depends on this.""I believe you,"she whispers after a moment. "Please find my mind."

"When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"