More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."
"Steel wool—it’s not just for washing dirty dishes. It also makes great underwear material. It’ll cure that itch to take on a lover by making you scratch."
"The summer temperature outside was 45 degrees, so I turned 45 degrees and went right back inside. It was so cold outside because that’s where all her love for me was."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."