"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"There’s sleep to be found here, and I’m going to find it—with my eyes closed. I’m like Sherlock Holmes meets Helen Keller. #Networking"
"All thoughts, secret or spoken, belong in a coffee table book written in Braille, so you can really feel the emotions."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."