More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me."
"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."
"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."