More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."
"I want to be the founder of a #startup app called Quid Pro Squid. No idea what it will do, but if I can get enough users, VC money will flow."
"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."