More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."