More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I wish the military were the militerary. Less fighting and more reading."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."