I peddle my wares as fast as I pedal my bicycle and petal my... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I peddle my wares as fast as I pedal my bicycle and petal my flowers, and that’s why my sales growth seems so slow. But given time, my brand will be in full bloom."

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