More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."
"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."