More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."