More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."