I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"I was so depressed I thought about committing TV. I mean suicide. In the end I decided to binge on @Netflix and it really made me feel better."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."