I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?"
"We made love like flamingoes are pink. You know what else was pink? My cheeks, because I was so embarrassed when I found out that she was the wrong woman."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."