More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"A stick won’t stick to a wall, so why is it called a stick? Likewise, why aren’t love and ghost the same word? Both are dead and invisible."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold."