"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."