It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."
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"If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I once tried to light a joint with a fire ant, but what did I know? I was high on glue and in the third grade, just like grandpa."
"I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for any product but love, which is one for the price of two only."