I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."
"A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."