I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"Hoping to win the lottery to escape your existence is like waiting on a unicorn to give you a ride out of town. If you’re interested, I’m selling saddles."