A lot of people go searching for “Truth.” But they can’t be... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"A lot of people go searching for “Truth.” But they can’t be searching too hard, because very few of them ever think to look under my bed."

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