I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, al... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating."

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