I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in th... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry."

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