It’s been said that the most successful people are often ear... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’s why I started getting up in the afternoon, which is well before any “successful” person even thinks of going to bed."

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