A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was ma... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."