A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was ma... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."
"We made love like flamingoes are pink. You know what else was pink? My cheeks, because I was so embarrassed when I found out that she was the wrong woman."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"