More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."