More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you’ve got to take stuff. What, do you think someone’s just going to hand you what you want?"
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."
"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."