A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too t... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."

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