More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"
"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."