More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."