Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create del... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"Last night my shadow exploded into hundreds of fluttering black birds, foreshadowing my love taking flight under the cover of camouflage."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"You wash the horse, and I’ll wash the horse trainer. Then we’ll wash the dishes while we gallop into the sunset like two dirty lovers."
"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."