"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"My sole possession is my passion, for no one can rob me of it. More fiery than love, it does not depend on another to blaze."
"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I can feel like a grocery item on vacation. I guess I’m just a romantic."
"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."