More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Everyone’s different, and in that way everyone’s the same. Stand out by sitting down. Try my love seat—it’s made for two people, so you can be comfortably obese."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."