"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"Everyone’s different, and in that way everyone’s the same. Stand out by sitting down. Try my love seat—it’s made for two people, so you can be comfortably obese."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."