More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."