Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chair... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My name represents me, but it’s not who I am. It’s just a collection of letters. Unfortunately, none of them are love letters."
"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."
"The words I love you form an oral floral phrase that's so fragrant it can overpower even the most flagrantly foul-mouthed utterance."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."