More quotes by Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."