Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody e... - Will Rogers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."