Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody e... - Will Rogers
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."