I never met a man that I didn't like. - Will Rogers

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."