I never met a man that I didn't like. - Will Rogers

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."