I never met a man that I didn't like. - Will Rogers

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."