I never met a man that I didn't like. - Will Rogers

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."