You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects. - Will Rogers

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."