You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects. - Will Rogers

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."