You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects. - Will Rogers

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."