You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects. - Will Rogers

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"I never met a man that I didn't like."