Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if y... - Will Rogers

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."