More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno."