More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"Flower petals in the breeze look like a butterfly flapping its wings. My love for you takes flight like a white orchid blushing pink."
"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. Panicked stillness, that’s the look I’ve perfected in an effort to make myself appear more approachable."
"The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide."