More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I like my coffee like Colfax Avenue mixed with Atlantic Boulevard, and if you're buying then I'm driving. Let's sip this romance slowly."