More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."