She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."