More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."