More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symbol for Thing, the one I created that is confusing and abstract and makes people ask, What is that thing? And I always reply, “If you already knew, why did you ask?"
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."