More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"The bad news is the butcher’s dead. The good news is there’ll be no need for a funeral, and I’ve got enough meat to last for weeks."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."
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"Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More